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WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LAY ON THEIR BACKS? BECAUSE THEIR BALLS FALL OVER THEIR BUTT-HOLE @THEY VAPOR LOCK....
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WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON THE EARTH?BECAUSE A VIBRATOR CANT MOW THE LAWN.......
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if you get an e-mail from the dept of environmental health about swine flu advising not to eat tinned pork, ignore it . it's spam | |
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you sre in a pub when you suddenly realise..... you need to fart, the music is loud, so you time your farts with the beat.as you finish your pint you notice everyone as staring at you, then you remember.... you're listening to your ipod ! | |
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-- some are born to ride, others only dream
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felt sorry for the hyponotist that was on stage last night, he put 7 rugby players in a trance. the stupid idiot dropped his microphone & said "FUCK ME" god his screams will haunt me for the rest of my life | |
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-- some are born to ride, others only dream
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the 'erectus trouserius' or the trouser snake is the worlds most dangerous snake. colour varies from pink to black. it's fangless, average lenght 5 - 6 inches (although some are said to reach 8 inches depending on honesty of it's owner) it appears usualy in bedrooms attacking women in the mouth or lower abdominal area,it's highly venomous spit can cause swelling lasting 9 months! some mutant species are also known to attack men from behind. | |
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-- some are born to ride, others only dream
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wot do accountants do when thay are constitated??thay work it out with a pencil.ha ha ha lol lol
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michael jackson has died from the heart disease that runs in his protestant dads family.apparently its the: billy gene:
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man goes into a doctors with a steering wheel on his testicles..the doctor says what the problem......He says I dont know but its driving me nuts..... | |
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-- I have the gear..The bike looks the part But please dont laugh when my top speed of 50 is as good as it gets !!!
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Got a letter from the origarmy society today........I don't know what to make of it... | |
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very witty.... | |
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-- I have the gear..The bike looks the part But please dont laugh when my top speed of 50 is as good as it gets !!!
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three Nuns are driving down a dark country lane..when Suddenly from out the dark a Vampire Jumps in front of the car.. The nuns scream and one nudges another and says quick show it your Cross.. the Nun winds Down her window stickes her head and And Shouts " FUCK OFF YOU UGLY BASTARD!!" | |
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-- I have the gear..The bike looks the part But please dont laugh when my top speed of 50 is as good as it gets !!!
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